he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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