Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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