He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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