You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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