I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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