yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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