So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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