I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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