Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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