it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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