Yo dont text me then not text me
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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