Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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