we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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