Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
you would pick up someone in the library
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
wow bdsm is so cute
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