Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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