So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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