Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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