I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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