you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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