Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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