all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Boobs speak an international language.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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