We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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