3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
He kissed a someone with a penis
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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