Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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