Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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