I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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