U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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