And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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