Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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