doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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