He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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