Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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