Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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