You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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