Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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