Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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