I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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