YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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