He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
