OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
babies were throwing up all over the place
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I want to be your penis for a week.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
