Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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