Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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