I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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