It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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