Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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