Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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