just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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