This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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