laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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