i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.