I'm really into asian looking animals
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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