Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I want her autograph on my taint
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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