is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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