Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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