im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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